Mrs. Talemaker

"Welcome Mrs. Talemaker, please come in."

"Hello, thank you Mr. Reeder."

"But sit down, it is going to take us some time dear."

"It is a nice office you have, surprisingly quiet."

"Sure, this is the reading office child. Here I read your compilation and I liked every story."

"Oh! Wah, I never thought..."

"Don't think. I just have one question, what is the relation between every story?"

"Boy! there is none."

"I see..."

"Should there be one?"

"Ma chérie, you tell me."

"Well, no. You see, I myself am an infinite compilation of things that have no relation. For instance I have green eyes and I only eat dark chocolate."

"Absolutely nothing to do!"

"Precisely."

"Smart kid! I advise you to take your work to Mrs. Thinker. You'll get what you want." 

"It'll be published?"

"Go girl, go."